Funny Jokes on cars are a fun way to add humor, especially to an auto conversation, often playing on cars and driving. Here are 10 of the funniest car jokes we could find. Take a break and enjoy the hilarious ride.
No 1
First man : If I start driving my CAR at sunrise, I won’t be able to cover even half of my estate by sunset…
Second : Even I had such a useless car but I sold it off …!!!
No 2
A Police Officer catches a driver for over speeding
Driver : Yes, Officer.
Officer : Didn’t you see the “Speed Limit” sign?
Driver : I did see the sign. I just didn’t see you …!!!
No 3
A man bought a VW Beetle and was once driving happily when the car broke down. He came out of the car and opened the bonnet, wanting to fix up the problem. Finding no engine, he immediately began to sweat and called his friend.
His friend who also had a VW Beetle arrived immediately and asked him the matter.
“The VW people have fooled me. They have given me the car without an engine” he said
“Don’t worry. I have a spare engine in the back of my Beetle. You can take that” replied his friend.
No 4
Boss : I’m ready to give u the driver’s job. The Starting salary will be $ 2,000, is it Ok?
Employee : Thank you sir! The Starting salary is Ok but how much will be the Driving salary?
No 5
A man bought a brand new car and decided to drive down to his friend’s city a few hours away. After spending a few days there, he decided to go back, and so called up his mother to tell that he will be back by the evening.
But he didn’t reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him “What Happened, My Son?”
The man got out, obviously very tired, and said, “This stupid car has five gears for going forward, but only one for going back!”
No 6
Two friends visited a museum and saw an Egyptian mummy.
First : Look at those so many bandages, must have been a truck accident case.
Second : Sure, even the trucks number is also mentioned … 1560 BC …!!!
No 7
A man met with and accident and went to Hospital.
Doctor : You will need stiches
Man : What will be the cost?
Doctor : $5,000
Man : I need only stiches, not embroidery work …!!!
No 8
Two girls were stuck inside a car.
First girl : Should we try to get out through the engine side?
Second girl : No we should try go out through the back?
First : Please decide quickly, seems it’s about to rain and this car doesn’t even have a roof …!!!
No 9
A man was driving down the city when he suddenly sees his old friend after a long time. Gets off and rushes to his friend.
Excited he says “A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B ……..“
Confused, his friend asks “What does this mean”
The man says “Simple, Long time no C”
No 10
There are several men sitting in the locker room of a private club. Suddenly a cell phone rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation can be heard: “Hello” says the man
A girl seems to reply “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
“Yes.” says the man
The girl says “Great! I just happened to enter a car showroom and there is this cute little car that would be great for my city driving. Can I buy it?
“What’s the price?” asks the man
The girl replies “Only $20,000.00.”
“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much …” says the man
The girl replies “Thank you dear. Then there is nice four wheel for $50,000 good for us going camping. Can I buy it too?”
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” says the man
The girl replies “You are so sweet. Then there is also this gorgeous sports car we can drive to parties for only $150,000. I just checked our bank account and we can make it too”
“Try to see if you can get it in red” says the man
The girl replies “OK, sweetie … Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
“Bye … I do too …” says the man and hangs up the call.
The man then closes the phone and raises his hand to ask all those present, “Ok… Whose phone is this?”