Here are 50 Funny Acronyms of some of the most renowned Car brands that are extremely creative and reflects the innovativeness of the maker. Every auto enthusiast would enjoy driving through the list.
These acronyms are for fun only and do comment on your favorite.
ACURA – Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
ACCORD – Axles Crack, Coolant Overflows, Radiator Drips
AUDI – Another Useless Deutsche Invention
ALFA – Always Look For Another
ALFA ROMEO – All Loosely Fitted Accessories Remain On Motorway Enraging Others
AUSTIN – Atrociously underdeveloped, so testing is needed
BMW – Basically Mechanically Worthless
BMW – Broke My Wallet
BUGATTI – Breakdowns Under Great Abnormal Tension That’s Inconvenient
BUICK – Big, Ugly, Imitation Car’s King
CADILLAC – Can American Designers Invent Lovely Lines? Apparently, Can’t
CAMARO – Can’t America Make A Real One?
CHEVROLET – Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engine Troubles
CHEVY – Crap Hasn’t EVolved Yet
CHRYSLER – Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DAEWOO – Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE – Dirty Old Damn Gas Eater
FIAT – Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FORD – Fault Of R&D
FORD – Forgive Our Retarded Designers
GMC – God’s Mechanical Curse
GMC – Garage Man’s Companion
HONDA – History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
HOLDEN – Hope Our Luck Doesn’t End Now
HYUNDAI – Here’s Y U Never Drive An Import
ISUZU – It Sucks, Unless Zero Used
JAGUAR – Just Another Gearbox Undergoing Annual Repair
JEEP – Just Enjoy Every Problem
KIA – Killed In Action
LOTUS – Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
LAMBO – Large A** Motors, Breaks Often
MASERATI – Mechanically Adept Soul Expect Repairs All Times, Indefinitely
MARUTI – Made According Road & Users, Typically Indian
MAZDA – Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MIATA – My Intention, Always To Accelerate
MERCEDES BENZ – Mechanical Engineers Regret Choices, Especially Designing Expensive Stuff, But Executives Need Zillions
MAYBACH – Mercedes, And Yet Buyers Almost Completely Hypothetical
MASERATI – Mostly All Stupid, Engine Rattles, Automobile Totally Idiotic
MUSTANG – Motor Usually Starts, Then Almost Never Goes
MINI – Moron Inside Notably Insane
NISSAN – Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nasty
PORSCHE – Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
SAAB – Swedish Automobile Always Broken
SATURN – Same American Trash Under Revised Name
SUBARU – So Unbelievably Boring And Really Underpowered
SUV – Stupid Unnecessary Vehicle
SUZUKI – Sadly Uninspired Zip Ultimately Kills It
TESLA – Torches Everything Sometimes, Lithium Assisted
TOYOTA – Tons Of Your Old Tin Again
VOLVO – Very often leaking various oils