Here are 50 extremely creative and funny acronyms or abbreviations of some famous car brands. Whether you like or hate a brand, you will definitely enjoy the light-hearted humor of these crazy Acronyms or Abbreviations.
These acronyms are for fun only and do let us know your favorite.
ACURA – Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
AMG – All Moneys Gone
AUDI – All Ur Dollars Incinerated
BMW – Big Money Waster
BUICK – Built Using Inferior Car Knowledge
CADILLAC – Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CADILLAC – Company Asking Dealers, If Local Lawyers Are Calling
CAMARO – Can any mechanic actually repair one?
CHEVROLET – Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
CHEVY – Can Hear Every Valve Yell
DODGE – Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
DODGE – Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT – Failure in Automotive Technology
FERRARI – Fragile, Expensive Ride, Repels All Reasonable Individuals
FORD – From Our Rejection Department
GMC – Gotta Mechanic Coming?
GM – Great Mistake
HONDA – Has Only Normal, Dull Attributes
HOLDEN – Horrible Old Lump of Decrepit Engineering Nonsense
HUMMER – Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable
HYUNDAI – Hope You Understand No Dependable Autos Included
ISUZU – Is Something, Unfortunately Zero Understand
JAGUAR – Jaguar Always Guarantees Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
JEEP – Just Eats Every Penny
KIA – Keep It Away !
LAND ROVER – Lease And Never Drive. Really Overpriced, Very Erratic Ride.
LOTUS – Leaks Oil, Thorough Upgrade Soon
LAMBORGHINI – Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk, Hardly Inflates Nobody’s Image
LINCOLN – Lincoln Is Noisy, Cranky & Oil Leaks Now
MASERATI – Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MAZDA – Made After Zero Design Analysis
MERCEDES – Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
MG – Mostly Garaged
MITSUBISHI – Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
MUSTANG – Motor Usually Strains, Transmission Almost No Good.
NISSAN – Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
OLSMOBILE – Oh Look, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot’s Leaking Everywhere
PORSCHE – Pathetic, Overly Rich Social Climber’s Humble Excuse.
PONTIAC – Puts Out No Torque In Any Circumstance
RENAULT – Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SATURN – Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
SUBARU – Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
TESLA – Tell Elon, Stop Lying Always
TESLA – Tricks Everyone, Steals Lots of Annual incomes
TOYOTA – The One You Ought To Avoid
TRIUMPH – The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
TVR – Tow Vehicle Required
VOLVO – Very Old Lethargic Vehicular Object
VOLKSWAGEN – Very Obsolete, Low Kind Sedan With A Grumpy Engine Noise
VW – Virtually Worthless
FORD – found on road dead
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