Here are 10 of the funniest jokes on cars which will take you on a spin. So brake for a moment and have some fun with these car jokes.
No 1
Man : What’s the name of your car?
Friend : I don’t remember but it starts with “T”
Man : So surprising, your car starts with “Tea” while mines starts with “Petrol”
No 2
Two friends bought a car and decided to check it first. The First puts on the indicator and asks the Second to check whether it’s working or not.
The Second looks and says : YES…NO…YES. ..NO…YES. ..NO… …….
No 3
Man : I got a brand new Mercedes for my wife !!
Friend : Woww !!!, That’s an unbelievable exchange offer !!!!!
No 4
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “You released me from the lamp, you get one wish”
The man said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m scared to fly. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can just drive over there to visit?”
The genie laughed and said, “That’s impossible. Think of how much concrete, steel, labor !! No no, just think of another wish!”
The man said OK and finally, he said, “I’ve been married and divorced five times. My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women … know how they feel inside … know what they really want when they say, ‘nothing’ … and really know how to make them truly happy …”
The genie replied, “You want that bridge with two lanes or four?
No 5
Man : My wife can multi-task.
Friend : Really, How?
Man : Yeah, she can take a phone call, tidy her hair and crash her car, all at the same time.
No 6
In a track race of four cars, the Referee raises the flag to start the race.
Referee : 1,2,3 GOO… !!!
Everybody started racing except one.
Referee : Why are you not racing…???
Driver : My number is 4.
No 7
A Police Officer stops a speeding car.
Officer : There are no words called SORRY, EXCUSE and MISTAKE in my Dictionary.
Driver : What can I do? You should have checked it before buying… !!!
No 8
A girl enters an auto body-shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive body damage to her new car. The mechanic thought of having some fun with her, so he told her that she didn’t need him to fix all the dents. Instead she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out.
The girl went home and proceeded to get down to the tailpipe. She started to blow the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when her friend walked by and asked what she was doing.
After hearing the whole story, her friend pauses for a moment and then responds, “Hello…!!!, The windows are down.”
No 9
At a car racing event one driver asks the other
First : What is the difference between “complete and finish?”
Second : When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished…!!!!!
No 10
Two friends were on driving their pickup trucks when they happen to cross each other.
First asked “What’s in your back“
Second replied “Chickens“
“If I guess how many, can I have one?” asked the first
“No problem, you can have them both” replied the second
“OK then, my guess is five“ said the first